lock-me-out-nator

Was spent visiting again. This year, parents are aways. They went San Diego. Visiting like not much meaning like that. Anyway, good thing was, after all the visiting, i went for movies with few friends.

Seems like quite a while have not met them, considering we meet almost few times a week.

The movies was Memoirs of the other kind.....Memoirs of a Geisha. Must say its really quite an interesting show. But since i know how the story goes, i shall not bother with the story book (lazy bugger)

What was even more interesting was the chit chat session we had after our prata. We sat at ben's condo poolside, legs on the table, relax......Seems like a long time never meet them already.

Various topics we talked about. About how mav should dress up more often. About some of us who might have some objectives, lost it and is waiting and seeking new directions.

Most talked about was age and maturity. One of my friends(before this conversation) told me something about girls.

That girls are like sales.
Before 25, very expensive.
at 25, christmas sale
at 26, boxing day sale
after 31, warehouse sales
LOL!! some girls agree too!!

Of course please do not take it to heart (have some sense of humour)

Over and out!

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Somethings are stuck in my head, even if it was something that was discussed with friends few days ago.

The old slogan for microsoft - "Where do your want to go today?"

Chinese computer terms
Windows XP - Chuang1 Kou3 XP(till now i still got no idea)
Microsoft - Mai Ke Song???(I know now...its wei luan)
Mouse - Hua2 Shu3
Memory - Ji Yi Li (kaoz!!)

As you can see my chinese can't really make it.

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For all you that are visiting,

A very Happy Chinese New Year to You.

Over and out(go visiting)

Where do you want to go today? :p

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I've got a runny nose, sore throat. All from a few days of lack of sleep.

Great.....There goes my plans of devouring bak gwa(BBQ minced meat), my favourite Kueh Bagkit and the other Chinese New Year goodies.

I need go now. To stash some away from my sis

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techno magazines like HardWareMag is that it makes you think alot.

Eg.
Ohh i think i might need that bluetooth headphone.
I guess i could do with some more memory card.
That mobile phone looks nice and sleek. My present phone is lacking of function.(damn my phone is only < 1 year old)
LCD TVs have better lifespan than plasma....hmm(oooppps i cant afford that)
plug this and play that
and the list just goes on and on.

Spending $7 on the magazines make me feel like going out and spending hundreds or maybe thousands.

but most important thing is ........i don't have the thousands.

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You new recruits better listen, write it down, memorise it!!!

Our objectives of Pizza Hut is to make the best pizza......
Which means pizza shall be our best dish in our fast food chain.
We shall make it so good that none of our side dishes can compare with it.

We have to make our honey chicken deader than a dead chicken
This applies to the cream of chicken soup too!
We will make our calamari smell fishier than a fish

In pizza hut, you eat our pizza or eat our hut.(even though our pizza kind of sucks)

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"Hey dude, wats up!?" J asked.

"Doing pretty fine. Just got something off my ass" said I(I is the constipated man from previous story)

"I guess you should be feeling good then" said J, with an evil smile.

"Absolutely!! In fact i feel that i am on cloud 8."

Just then GG rushed up to the two wannabe cool dude.

"Hey hey you dokes heard about the upcoming 'Come See Me eat and sing, maybe also dance and sing' party this Friday??" GG said.

The two boys looked at each other, replying in unison "No...."

"Watsup with that?" J asked

"Ohh its the once a year ''Come See Me eat and sing, maybe also dance and sing' party. You guys gotta come. Ok ok?"

The boys still dazed, looked on only.

"Alrite I shall see you there then!!.Enjoy!" GG said as she zoomed past them.

"OK. See you!!" J yelled out to her.

"What the hell did you say, Mr J. Haven't find out anything say ok. Now stuck already." I said.

"It should be ok lah...besides....."

Before J finished, his cell phone rang.

"Hey GG here. For the party you guys bring the booze and the sashimi for the party ok! see you there!"

The line went dead before I said anything.

"Now we gotta bring booze for GG's party I didn't even really wanna go? Now how brown cow???." grumbled I

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Come on now sing with me!!!

We are the champions - my friend
And we'll keep on fighting till the end
We are the champions
We are the champions
........

Yeah baby!!! I know i am slow. My Buddies have reported it already. But anyway did you know that me and my buddies have gotten the B.A.D. company award for the 2005-2006 season!!

Thank you for voting for us!!!! All voting lines are closed, but please feel free to drop any donations in cash. Just leave a message anywhere in the comments or tagboard.

We are so grateful for you people as our fans. OMG!! makes me feel like we are Manchester United, back to back league champions.

Except we ain't really looking forward to receiving such an award. But i think we are really made for this. On my good days, I feel I could be a champion for the individual asshatB.A.D Company event. But thats another thing for another day(hopefully not)

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Last week was abit tired for me. Gotta get used to waking up early, working the day through. Difficult because I have spent the whole holidays sleeping and waking up as I pleased.

Today I feel rather fresh despite not having my 7hours of sleep. 7hours the Army recommend to me when i was serving my National service, so it must be good!!

Only thing that no good was the lousy KFC in Singpost. Asked for thigh meat. So many pieces of chicken around today, must give me chicken wing. The plastic lid on my colesaw(colslaw, coldsore) and whipped potato is cracked! But I was too lazy to ask for an exchange. Not the first time.

Twice I went before, there was actually no chicken!! Except for few piece of wings. They had to go to other branch to get chicken!!

Hopefully i remember not to go there eat again. Memory has been bad.

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This is the time where we take out the loads of stuff, whether useless or not, clean out the storage place........

And throw back the stuff...yet again.

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One more thing before i sleep!!



Do not EVER use this toothpaste. Dunnoe what tea flavour. Does not give you a fresh mint taste. Not nice.

I am so going to use it for any forfeits in the future.

Really over and really out!

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Recently temperature in Singapore headed south. So cold that beanies and jumpers have made an appearance. The only place that i feel really cold was Marina Square, when it was raining real heavy outside, and the air-con temperature made us feel like we were in some server room or frozen meat section.

And rain really sucks. Puts you off the mood for anything, prevents you from getting some outdoor activity. These rainy days, I only want to sit somewhere with some hot coffee, a nice book to read and some good company.

The cold air and wet weather also seem to make my cough to linger on for a while. It sucks too.

And I just started a temp job. A low level job with quite a high qualification requirement. It will last about a month, as a product tester. Not a great pay, not really an interesting job. But well, just to move around in other environment.

Am looking forward to resume my studies after this long vacation. Quite a number of things to think about when I get back(although it will be at the end of february). Get a car? What modules to take? Wanna get a temp job? Want to do project? Potential housing problem? Can study in Singapore?

Well, when the time comes, all these shall be settled. And now time for bed!!

Over and out!!

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You guys saw this????

It is supposed to mimic horse riding. The girls in the OSIM advertisments shows that they look ecstatic riding those thing.

It looks like quite obscene, i feel.

Someone's theory says that since having sex burns more calories than normal exercises, so they made a exercise machine that makes it look like you are doing something like that?

Why not they make some thing like that Annie the CPR doll??

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New year. New toe nail.

Old one go. New one come.

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What a 'great' start to the new year

Today go see doc for my cough. Heck my exercise plans have to be put on him.

He says that my cough asthmatic. He prescribe inhaler.!@#$ that serious ah???

Anyway so i stop for awhile lah. Be good boy and listen to doc.

Friday night abit early to come back home. I think i shall go kill some monsters.

Over and out

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Yesterday afternoon was spent at the greens at the NSRCC playing golf with me dad and 2 of his friends.

Lousy day man!! (Start then stop due to rain) x 3 = lousy day for golf. Even the start wasn't good.

We arrived there like one minute before our tee-off time. No time to prepare. Dad got down to register for me. I parked the car, changed my shoes and had to run to the buggy dispatch area. If you know the rules & etiquette of golf, golfers aren't supposed to be late, plus NRSCC being a popular course. Being late is not too good. You create a backlog of golfers behind you.

We rushed through the first hole. Lots of fumbling, mishits. Then the rain then start then stop. My front nine was atrocious. Only back nine was better. Better tee-off, better iron play. But let down by poor putting. My score, too ashamed to tell you people liao.

But the feeling when hitting the ball right...Shiok. At least for amatuers like me.

One thing I realised, when only guys and guys only are gathered, swearing will take place. hahaha. And also.....

you see people runnning or quickening their pace in a game of golf, when they don't normally run(like my dad) so old still can run!

Over and out!!!

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Presenting I, with the italic I, the male lead. And.....
S, the helpful friend.

One fine day, I was sitting at a cafe with a sullen look, thinking what is happening to his bowels. He hasn't shit for the past 8 days.

Looking over his cuppa, he was thinking whether taking in his daily caffeine dosage will affect his bowel movement further.

Just then, S came along.

"Hello I. How are you doing?" As she plunked herself on an empty seat next to I.

"Not too bad....but could be better i guess" said I, as he was still comtemplating whether to drink his coffee.

"You have a problem? I heard from A that you are constipated. Is it true?" S asked with a look of helpfulness on her face.

I drank his coffee...finally. Maintaining his constipated look, he replied.

"Yeah but i dun really need your help. Besides what could you do?"

S said with enthusiasiam "I can listen to your problems. I have friends, I can share your problem with them"

"yeah you could listen to my stools dropping into the water...if i have any now. And you could ask your friends and come in listen too. But that's if i have any to drop into the water." I replied with a hint of frustration.

"But i could help and i want to help!! I call my friends now and ask for help" S acting like a puppy wagging its tail like a wind screen wiper.

S dialled her mobile, and talked to B and later C,D,E about I's constipation problem.

"Yeah you could help, if you were an asshole. But even if you are an asshole. You can't help me shit!!" replied I, as a mantra goes in his head

"Be cool be cool, don't slap. Be cool be cool, don't slap. Be cool be cool, don't slap"

"But i could still help!!!" S protested.

"Its official. You are an asshole. Now if i need help, i would seek help from a doctor. Certainly not getting another asshole. Would I? What can you do? Listen my problems, share it with your friends, rally your friends, stand outside my cubicle and cheer me on together with them as i try to shit??? My constipation, my problem, my asshole, my own 'big time session'. Now bugger off asshole!!"

This time, frustration showed on I's face and tone.

I called for the waiter to order another cuppa and a pie, as S walked away, upset as I rejected her help.

I continues to ponder upon his constipation problem, while S walks away, upset and thinking of how to help I.

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I started my target for the half marathon mark already! Starting with a morning run at 6:30am!!

Except i have to run maybe 10x the distance more to achieve my target. Only hit around 2.6km only.

But well.....a start is a start!!!

Over and out!!

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updated: changed target for running from 15km to half-marathon. still got cert and maybe some freebies after taking part and completing a half-marathon.

Just back from a gathering with my buddies. We drove along the ECP to see the fireworks. This post shall remind me not to do this again ever. Its just jam packed with a million other cars from the whole of Singapore. Had some prata and chit chat and end of the night.

I also arrived from Bintan this afternoon. Spent 3 day 2 night for some rest and relax over there, which is always good. Which maybe write again another time.

2005 ended, with me making a big decision to go study my Masters in July. In the middle of the semester. I sort of lost focus and kind of doubted my decision to study. But what the hell i thought, one more year lah. Anyway i cleared my first semester with some better than expected results, which is also always good.

So now, to the new year. What do i want to achieve?

1. Complete my studies within end of 2006
   
   Which means no "ta bao" of any subjects, clear everything!! One shot one kill!!!!
   


2. Improve my fitness
   
   Which is to say get back my 12 pull ups and try to hit 15km run a half-marathon at the end of year. Hopefully make my body stronger too, wont fall sick so easily
   


3. Becoming less of an asshat wonder:p
   
   Which means be nice to all people around me. I haven't been doing that muahhaha


4. And play better golf
   
   Just starting to really play, learn, enjoy it and hopefully get better at it.


5. Improve my relationship
   
   with my Creator. Which i have always been procrastinating over for like forever.

One year from now, lets see what i have done.

ohh yeah and HAPPY NEW YEAR!!

Over and out!!!

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