Some funnies
Something i find amusing....taken from another blog, and probably written by a lady. Not that i will follow all of the instructions:p
Disclaimer: I will not claim any responsibility for lost of limbs, lost of any body function or whatnot that results from using material on this blog.
Shamelessly taken word for word from riceandsoup.com 25/8/2005
Over and out.....again
Disclaimer: I will not claim any responsibility for lost of limbs, lost of any body function or whatnot that results from using material on this blog.
The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a
man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own
hands!
This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver’s license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other.
DANGEROUS: What’s for dinner?
SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
ULTRA SAFE: Have some chocolate
DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
SAFER: Wow, you look good in brown.
SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!
ULTRA SAFE: Have some chocolate
DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
SAFER: Could we be overreacting?
SAFEST: Here’s my paycheck.
ULTRA SAFE: Have some chocolate
DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
ULTRA SAFE: Have some chocolate
DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?
SAFER: I hope you didn’t over-do it today.
SAFEST: I’ve always loved you in that robe!
ULTRA SAFE: Have some more chocolate.
13 THINGS PMS STANDS FOR:
1. Pass My Shotgun
2. Psychotic Mood Shift
3. Perpetual Munching Spree
4. Puffy Mid-Section
5. People Make me Sick
6. Provide Me with Sweets
7. Pardon My Sobbing
8. Pimples May Surface
9. Pass My Sweatpants
10. Pissy Mood Syndrome
11. Plainly; Men Suck
12. Pack My Stuff
13. Potential Murder Suspect
Shamelessly taken word for word from riceandsoup.com 25/8/2005
Over and out.....again
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